LocationVerizon Theatre (formerly Nokia Theatre)
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- November 8, 2012 6:30 pm
We hate to be the bearers of bad news, but R. Kelly's Love Letter cruise will not sail forth as planned, and you will not have the opportunity to spend five days on a boat with him. Which is unfortunate, really, since we probably had a whole new aquatic-themed 'Trapped' series floating around in our brain somewhere. It's cool, though, since R. Kelly is piloting a road boat (fine, tour bus) in our direction. He's calling this extraordinary evening of bedroom music The Single Ladies Tour, which we can only assume involves some sort of fantasy land of eligible, unattached female lovebots just waiting for a not at all disgusting dude such as Kelly to come along. Honestly, if we were a single lady in North America who ascribed more to the Beyonce interpretation of the phrase, we might be inclined to stay far away. Be that as it may, he's touring in support his latest album, Black Panties, heralding the return of the over-sexed R. Kelly of old. Actual single ladies, you've been warned.